Timezones
“May you become an expert in time zones!” Ancient programmers curse
“May you become an expert in time zones!” Ancient programmers curse
Companies’ pages:
“We love open source!”
Companies’ Github profiles:
“5 followers”
People who read the Economist seem to be the embodiment of middle classs folks, who see themselves as “temporary-challenged billionaires” who deserve to be rich because they are smarter than everyone else. Like, they believe than one day Elon will come and appoint them as CEO, like a 14-year old who learns to play a guitar and thinks they’ll be Jimmie Hendix.
By the way, the way Elon acts provides for me an irrefutable, proof that capitalism is dead — if the world’s richest person cannot just use their money to enjoy themselves and instead prefers to continually make a fool of themself and be ridiculed by the whole world on a daily basis, then what’s the point of it all?
Most people, after owning a laptop, or another piece of tech for more than 2 years:
“Yeah, this things is getting outdated, doesn’t support XYZ, I guess it’s time for a replacement…”
Me, after my 10-year laptop fails:
“THIS IS BULLSHIT!”
The course leading to drowning in lava might not be a good course, but it is the best one out there!
Finally got the final list of the three hard things in computer science:
And to think that people are fooled that capitalism is all about, hard work, entrepreneurship etc. Capitalism is about capital, folks - it’s there in the name.
I came to the world for the facts, but it turns out I can only have pictures of facts. This is some shit.